Candice is funny
You really have to know some Ritchie Valens, Usher, Justin Bieber, and Rebecca Black to think these are funny… nonetheless, there a couple of things that Candice does every now and then that really make me laugh. Oh the joys of 8 1/2 years of marriage…
1. Candice can only sing the chorus to Rebecca Black’s “Friday” if she sings to the tune of Justin Bieber’s “Baby”. It started out as innocent pop confusion… now she just does it on purpose: “It’s like Friday, Friday, Friday, Ohhhh!”
2. Candice is unable to say “It’s seven o’clock” without following it up immediately with “on the dot, I’m in my drop top cruisin’ the streets…” – 1997, people, that was 1997 and she still can’t stop after “o’clock”.
3. She refuses to sing the words to the song “La Bamba”… she insists on replacing them with whatever food we happen to be eating at the time… “Ma-ma-ma-ma ma mango, ma-ma mango, ma-ma-ma ma mango… ta-ta-ta-ta ta taco, taco taco, ta-ta-ta-ta taco.” Then later, “taaaa taaa ta-co, taaaa taaa ta-co” – c’mon guys, you have to sing along to really get it… she’ll have it stuck in your head soon. Her plan is to get it stuck in my head and make me look like a fool in the library, walking through the book stacks singing under my breath, “aaa-vaaa ca-do, aaa-vaa ca-do”.